NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Great White Ninja
Seattle police responding to a complaint found an inebriated 25-year-old man with a metal spike sticking out of his butt cheek after an unsuccessful attempt to jump a five-foot high fence, reports The Seattle Times. Questioned by police at Harborview Medical Center, where he had been taken for treatment, he said he was trying to get away from an inebriated 41-year-old man who was chasing him after the two had gotten into an altercation outside a nearby bar, and thought he could clear the fence with ease because he believed he was a ninja.
[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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