NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: 9-1-1 Is Not A Taxi Service
Gregory J. Oras, 37, allegedly called 9-1-1 three times, the last time to report that he had a broken nose, bleeding ears and people shooting at him, but he just wanted a ride from one bar to another. When
His mug shot displayed elaborate facial tattos, and his arrest report listed several more, including the word "cannibalism" spelled out on his fingers; a dancing skeleton, a naked woman and a pumpkin head on his chest and stomach; a dragonfly, elephant and Batman symbol with breasts on his right arm; a snowman, naked pixies, a squirrel on a cross and a two-headed child on his left arm; and the word "doomed" on his back.
Should he be convicted on charges of a false 9-1-1 call and battery of a law enforcement officer, when he gets out of jail The Stiletto suggests that Oras get one more tat: There’s an unadorned spot on his forehead that needs to be emblazoned with the word “Loser.”
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