NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Lube Job

After Chamil Guadarrama (allegedly) shoplifted more than $787.50 worth of lotion from Bath & Body Works and ran from the store, Eastfield Mall security officers gave chase, reports The Republican (Springfield, MA). The not-too-slick Guadarrama, 30, had packed 75 8-ounce glass bottles of lotion (that’s roughly five gallons) into his pants and his legs were so bowed that he couldn’t run very fast. When the arresting officers arrived at the scene, they couldn’t put him into the cruiser because his pants were so stuffed he was unable to bend.

 

[Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]

Posted by The Stiletto at February 12, 2010
Categories: Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer
 

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