NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pubic Menace
The FL Highway Patrol says that Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed her car into the back of a pick-up truck that had slowed to make a turn because she was busy shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband, Charles Judy, was steering from the passenger seat, reports WBBM-TV (Channel 2-Chicago):
Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats. When they were pulled over, Judy claimed to have been driving. The trooper noticed burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag, which disproved their story.
Well, it could've been worse. If she had been touching up her roots, too, she could’ve killed somebody:
In any case, Barnes - who had been sentenced to nine months probation and had her license yanked for five years the day before the accident - was arrested on charges that include reckless driving, driving with a revoked license and driving without insurance. Her ex was not charged.
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