NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bail Fail
When Ronald White, 35, was arrested forshoplifting from a Burlington Coat Factory and Shop-Rite Cinnaminson, NJ, police discovered that he had outstanding warrants from Camden so his bail was set at $400. He paid with funny money, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer:
Lousy counterfeit $20s.
Run off on a color copier, apparently. …
A complaint was signed against White for forgery.
But before police found him, he found police.
On Monday, White turned up at the Cinnaminson Police station, saying he overpaid for the bail and wanted his money back.
In his possession were two more bogus $20 bills, police said.
White remains in custody in Burlington County Jail, in lieu of $5,000 cash bail.
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