NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Candy Is Dandy, But Porno Is Sicker
German children are traditionally given cardboard cones filled with candy to sweeten their first day at primary school, reports Reuters, but this year the German Communist Party gave the kiddies at the Adolf Reichwein School in Essen something else:
[S]choolchildren … opened their cones to find pens which project erotic images. …
Angry parents who discovered that the pens given to their six-year-old children could project erotic images of women informed the headmaster.
In a press release the German Communist Party stated that it had purchased the pens from a discount store, which had said the pens lit up at the push of a button. …
The party has offered to exchange the pens for something more suitable for children.
Like ... candy, maybe?
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