NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: An Officer, But Not A Gentleman
Police responding to a burglary at MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge, VA, saw the glass front door had been shattered and unlocked, and items from the store were in the perp’s car but a walk-through the premises did not turn up the intruder. So the police brought in a police dog, which soon led them to a closet. Inside U.S. Army Captain was Justin Dale Little Jim, 28, wearing a thong and “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, InsideNoVA.com reports. Little Jim is being held on charges of burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property.
The doll was unable to give a statement, so it is unknown whether the sexual activity was consensual.
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