NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Chicken-Headed Clucks
Brian Johnson, 28, and Brian Austin, 25, of Effingham, GA, called 9-1-1 around 4 a.m. in a panic to report a home invasion. They were the ones carted off to jail, the Savannah Morning News reports:
“When the deputies arrived, the two came running to the door and reported they could hear people in the back bedroom who had broken into the home,” sheriff’s spokesman David Ehsanipoor said.
A quick check of the residence found no intruders.
“They pointed out to the deputies outside where the ‘suspects’ were, climbing into a boat and getting away,” Ehsanipoor said. “There was no one there, and deputies realized the two men were hallucinating.
“They were so high they called 911 on themselves.”
Investigators who later arrived discovered a meth lab at the residence.
The two Brians - that’s “Brains,” but scrambled – were charged with manufacturing and possession of methamphetamine; Johnson was also charged with conspiracy to commit a drug related offense and Austin was also charged with crossing a guard line with a controlled substance when deputies found drugs on him as he was being booked into jail.
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