After man shoots roommate while trying to kill a mouse, police discover a big rat
NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Paul Daniel Kunzler, 34, was arrested on charges of child rape, sodomy of a child and sexual abuse of a child after his four month relationship with the 13-year old daughter of a friend was discovered when police were called to his home after one of his roommates accidentally shot another roommate, KSL-TV (Channel 5, Salt Lake City) reports:
Officers arrived to discover that a man … had accidentally been shot in the chest by his 27-year-old housemate who was shooting at a mouse in the kitchen with a [9mm] handgun, said Taylorsville Police Sgt. Tracy Wyant.
The bullet went through a wall and struck the 28-year- old man while he was in the bathroom. …
During an ensuing search of the house, officers found a 13-year-old girl hiding in a basement closet, Wyant said. The girl told police she had sneaked out of her house without her father's knowledge to see Kunzler.
"Find a big rat". That just about says it all. Here's to the rat's upcoming marriage to the prisoner with the most cigarettes.
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