WHAT HEELS: This Jell-O Neither Sits Lightly On A Heavy Meal Nor On NY Couple’s Conscience
Alexander Clement, 68, and his 64-year-old wife Christine were arrested on charges of petit larceny and tampering with a consumer product for (allegedly) purchasing Jell-O pudding mix from four Long Island, NY, stores, replacing the contents with a mix of salt and sand, then returning the boxes for a refund, reports The Associated Press. Police do not believe the chiseling couple didn’t mean to cause bodily harm to anyone, but just wanted to get something for nothing. [Hat Tip: The Heel, an Ivy-educated attorney with a prestigious New York firm, and occasional contributor to this blog.]
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