The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

Government-funded video on water recycling mocks Japanese-Americans

Posted by The Stiletto at May 24, 2013 | Add Comment

Copper thief’s plan to shoot down power lines backfires

Posted by The Stiletto at May 14, 2013 | Add Comment

Man arrested for a felony while wearing a T-shirt that says “Jail Sucks!”

Posted by The Stiletto at May 6, 2013 | Add Comment

Drug dealer loses bid to overturn conviction after narcs knocked on his door and he answered while smoking a joint

Posted by The Stiletto at April 22, 2013 | Add Comment

Financial watchdogs in the doghouse after GAO report finds lax controls

Posted by The Stiletto at April 20, 2013 | Add Comment

Brooklynite fakes kidnapping to avoid telling girlfriend his whereabouts for two weeks

Posted by The Stiletto at March 12, 2013 | Add Comment

Why you should never follow Joe Biden's advice

Posted by The Stiletto at March 4, 2013 | Add Comment

Secretary of State Kerry trips on the steppes of the “stans”

Posted by The Stiletto at February 26, 2013 | Add Comment

Congress to look into allegations that Obama’s rural broadband access stimulas program is rife with fraud and abuse

Posted by The Stiletto at February 18, 2013 | Add Comment

Man pulled over for DUI inside Florida Walmart

Posted by The Stiletto at February 12, 2013 | Add Comment

Oil slick

Posted by The Stiletto at February 4, 2013 | Add Comment

Police: Son stole father’s corpse from cemetary to resurrect him with prayer

Posted by The Stiletto at January 28, 2013 | Add Comment

Pail fail

Posted by The Stiletto at January 21, 2013 | Add Comment

Drug dealer almost gets off, thanks to a typo on the indictment

Posted by The Stiletto at January 9, 2013 | Add Comment

John calls cops because ho owed him 10 mo minutes

Posted by The Stiletto at January 5, 2013 | Add Comment

For the want of a shoe, a toe was lost

Posted by The Stiletto at December 25, 2012 | Add Comment

“Customers Only” parking rule enforced by convenience store workers, who “boot” tire of ambulance on emergency call

Posted by The Stiletto at December 10, 2012 | Add Comment

NJ Transit officials ignored warnings of Sandy-related flooding at Kearny and Hoboken rail yards

Posted by The Stiletto at November 26, 2012 | Add Comment

Confused counterfeiter proves Franklin’s adage, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid”

Posted by The Stiletto at November 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Teller shortchanges bank robber, he returns to get the rest of his loot

Posted by The Stiletto at November 8, 2012 | Add Comment

The Department Of Redundancy Department

Posted by The Stiletto at November 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Why Obama and Biden can’t “do the math” on their – or Romney’s – economic and tax proposals

Posted by The Stiletto at October 29, 2012 | Add Comment

Driver tells police he crashed trying to avoid an elephant running straight for his car

Posted by The Stiletto at October 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Drunk driver spritzes cologne in his mouth to hide smell of booze from police

Posted by The Stiletto at October 11, 2012 | Add Comment

State Department ignored signs of increasing Islamist extremism in Libya before the September 11 terror attack

Posted by The Stiletto at October 1, 2012 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Thieves mistake rare coin collection for chump change

Posted by The Stiletto at September 26, 2012 | Add Comment

Every time Obama spikes the Osama Football, a hundred more Osamas take his place

Posted by The Stiletto at September 17, 2012 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

What little history Democrats know, they rewrite

Posted by The Stiletto at September 10, 2012 | Add Comment

James Lipton can’t imagine the real Obama cursing like Clint Eastwood’s imaginary Obama did

Posted by The Stiletto at September 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Indiana University press release takes cheap shots at Republicans to pitch its faculty to the media for interviews

Posted by The Stiletto at August 27, 2012 | Add Comment

Man calls 9-1-1 for ride to the store to buy beer

Posted by The Stiletto at August 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Meth dealer’s ad campaign goes awry

Posted by The Stiletto at August 14, 2012 | Add Comment

Cops chase topless women – but not for the reason you think

Posted by The Stiletto at August 6, 2012 | Add Comment

Domestic altercation occurs when man sees Romney photo on girlfriend’s Facebook page

Posted by The Stiletto at August 2, 2012 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Man robs pizza delivery driver for the pizza, not the money

Posted by The Stiletto at July 31, 2012 | Add Comment

Man guns nuts

Posted by The Stiletto at July 24, 2012 | Add Comment

Woman nabbed for stealing her own criminal records from courthouse

Posted by The Stiletto at July 19, 2012 | Add Comment

Burglar is one potato chip short of a bag

Posted by The Stiletto at July 8, 2012 | Add Comment

Occupiers scream for ice cream before getting around to screaming about their grievances

Posted by The Stiletto at July 4, 2012 | Add Comment

Drunk trucker couldn’t deliver his load, fakes being kidnapped

Posted by The Stiletto at June 26, 2012 | Add Comment

Bigamist lists Facebook relationship status as “It’s complicated” after first wife turns him in

Posted by The Stiletto at June 11, 2012 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Thief falls asleep while stealing car stereo

Posted by The Stiletto at June 5, 2012 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Without meth, you just don’t have a meth lab

Posted by The Stiletto at May 28, 2012 | Add Comment

Grandbaby, You can drive my car, sez grannie: Police

Posted by The Stiletto at May 22, 2012 | Add Comment

Texas school’s name misspelled for 10 years before anyone noticed

Posted by The Stiletto at May 14, 2012 | Add Comment

$80 million later, Obama administration abandons Afghan embassy because location is “too dangerous”

Posted by The Stiletto at May 8, 2012 | Add Comment

Good Samaritan armed with gun grabs man who robbed FL Dunkin Donuts, holds him until cops arrive

Posted by The Stiletto at May 1, 2012 | Add Comment

Customer calls 9-1-1 over price of gas

Posted by The Stiletto at April 27, 2012 | Add Comment

Stolen GPS leads police to perp

Posted by The Stiletto at April 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Life imitates “The Andy Griffith Show”

Posted by The Stiletto at April 16, 2012 | Add Comment

LA school officer who lied about being shot ordered to pay cost of searching for nonexistent assailant

Posted by The Stiletto at April 10, 2012 | Add Comment

“Math genius” Al Franken flunks Algebra 101

Posted by The Stiletto at April 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Mic broadcasts audio of Memphis cop copulating in squad car

Posted by The Stiletto at March 30, 2012 | Add Comment

Teen applies for job at business he tried to rob

Posted by The Stiletto at March 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Parents forget kids at Chuck E. Cheese

Posted by The Stiletto at March 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Facebook photo leads to felony theft charge

Posted by The Stiletto at March 14, 2012 | Add Comment

Brooklyn food co-op debates boycotting Israeli products

Posted by The Stiletto at March 5, 2012 | Add Comment

Crooked pol honored with postage stamp for Black History Month

Posted by The Stiletto at March 1, 2012 | Add Comment

Man files fraudulent dismemberment insurance claim

Posted by The Stiletto at February 27, 2012 | Add Comment

How to be a playa in business without really trying

Posted by The Stiletto at February 20, 2012 | Add Comment

Fugitive was out of gas and out of luck after calling the sheriff for help

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2012 | Add Comment

Madonna makes Israelis meshuggah

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2012 | Add Comment

Vanity plates lead police to bank robber

Posted by The Stiletto at February 7, 2012 | Add Comment

Prisoner filing bogus tax returns gets hefty refund check

Posted by The Stiletto at February 3, 2012 | Add Comment

Too shcool for school

Posted by The Stiletto at January 30, 2012 | Add Comment

Perps with percs text police

Posted by The Stiletto at January 23, 2012 | Add Comment

MO candidate fudges details of his college degree

Posted by The Stiletto at January 12, 2012 | Add Comment

Shoplifter tells police she “owns the mall”

Posted by The Stiletto at January 9, 2012 | Add Comment

Bank leaves doors unlocked for two days

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2012 | Add Comment

Pardon me, may I pay for my Grey Poupon with this $1MM bill?

Posted by The Stiletto at January 2, 2012 | Add Comment

Police clean out burglarized homeowner’s closet

Posted by The Stiletto at December 30, 2011 | Add Comment

After man shoots roommate while trying to kill a mouse, police discover a big rat

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Man’s plans for sumptuous birthday dinner go awry

Posted by The Stiletto at December 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Pocket dialed 9-1-1 call leads to arrest

Posted by The Stiletto at December 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Man demands to be tased by sheriff’s deputy

Posted by The Stiletto at December 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Swedish health authorities question whether double amputee’s disability is permanent

Posted by The Stiletto at December 5, 2011 | Add Comment

What this man did to convince his wife not to divorce him is a crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 30, 2011 | Add Comment

Perp and victim arrested after police investigate home invasion

Posted by The Stiletto at November 28, 2011 | Add Comment

Man on ecstasy calls 9-1-1 to report armed intruders in his home who were out to get him

Posted by The Stiletto at November 21, 2011 | Add Comment

Man calls 9-1-1 because he thought his iPhone was broken

Posted by The Stiletto at November 16, 2011 | Add Comment

Mayor pretends to be an independent journalist to get positive media coverage

Posted by The Stiletto at November 14, 2011 | Add Comment

In the event of an actual emergency, duck and cover

Posted by The Stiletto at November 11, 2011 | Add Comment

Protester is one span short of a bridge

Posted by The Stiletto at November 7, 2011 | Add Comment

Amtrak fail: Commuters locked out of station

Posted by The Stiletto at November 4, 2011 | Add Comment

Lawyer’s defense: My client is too dumb to have committed the crime

Posted by The Stiletto at November 2, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop arrested after high-speed chase

Posted by The Stiletto at October 31, 2011 | Add Comment

Husband calls cops when wife and new girlfriend get to his home at the same time

Posted by The Stiletto at October 27, 2011 | Add Comment

What can Brown do for you?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 25, 2011 | Add Comment

Wearing the wrong T-shirt got three Turks sentenced to life in prison

Posted by The Stiletto at October 21, 2011 | Add Comment

How liberals define “success”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2011 | Add Comment

Bank robber wasn’t devilish, just dopey

Posted by The Stiletto at October 17, 2011 | Add Comment

Terminal stupidity

Posted by The Stiletto at October 14, 2011 | Add Comment

Cop in line right behind convenience store robber

Posted by The Stiletto at October 12, 2011 | Add Comment

Dope pets police dog

Posted by The Stiletto at October 10, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Black Narcissus

Posted by The Stiletto at October 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Pants On The Ground”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 5, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama’s “Go” Should Have Been “No-Go”

Posted by The Stiletto at October 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Contraceptive Fail

Posted by The Stiletto at September 30, 2011 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Behind Blue Eyes

Posted by The Stiletto at September 27, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Rage Against … Whatever

Posted by The Stiletto at September 26, 2011 | Add Comment
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