The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Tell-Tale Tatt

Posted by The Stiletto at April 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Sleepgroping

Posted by The Stiletto at April 20, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: There’s Only One Sharpie® In This Story: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at April 18, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: School Invades Students’ Privacy To Teach Students About Invasion Of Privacy

Posted by The Stiletto at April 15, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Tell St. Peter That You Hate To Make Him Wait, But You Just Gotta Have Another Cigarette

Posted by The Stiletto at April 11, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “House”

Posted by The Stiletto at April 6, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Getaway Wheelchair

Posted by The Stiletto at April 4, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Every Day Is April Fool’s Day For Some

Posted by The Stiletto at April 1, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man With Nothing Better To Do Repeatedly Punks 9-1-1

Posted by The Stiletto at March 30, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Airline Fees Carry Unwanted Baggage

Posted by The Stiletto at March 28, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hate Makes You Do Stupid Things

Posted by The Stiletto at March 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Love Makes You Do Stupid Things

Posted by The Stiletto at March 23, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Wildest Party FL Man Has Never Been To

Posted by The Stiletto at March 21, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Have You Seen The Price Of Arugula Lately?

Posted by The Stiletto at March 18, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drunken Customer Complaining About Cheating Coke Dealer Arrested

Posted by The Stiletto at March 16, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Crusading Blogger Stings DHS Sex Sting

Posted by The Stiletto at March 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: OK Chainsaw Shoplifter

Posted by The Stiletto at February 28, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Never Bring An Unloaded Revolver To A Gun Fight

Posted by The Stiletto at February 25, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Once Over Easy(Jet) With Bacon

Posted by The Stiletto at February 23, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Hosed Pilots Pickle PC History

Posted by The Stiletto at February 21, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Low-Speed Chase

Posted by The Stiletto at February 18, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Penile Implant

Posted by The Stiletto at February 16, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Posts Video Of His Speedometer On YouTube, Gets Arrested For Driving More Than 140 MPH

Posted by The Stiletto at February 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Clapper Comes A Cropper (Again)

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Bostonians Babied Over Ice, Ice

Posted by The Stiletto at February 4, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun

Posted by The Stiletto at February 2, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: CA Calculates Cost Of Incompetence

Posted by The Stiletto at January 31, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Cop Scams Crime Stoppers

Posted by The Stiletto at January 28, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drunk Dad’s Teenage Designated Driver

Posted by The Stiletto at January 26, 2011

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Legal Briefs: Part II

Posted by The Heel at January 24, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Wacky Dust

Posted by The Stiletto at January 21, 2011

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Eleven Angry Men … And A Ticked Off Tabby

Posted by The Stiletto at January 19, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Going Down

Posted by The Stiletto at January 17, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Wanted, Dead Or Alive

Posted by The Stiletto at January 14, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man Pretending To Be Admiral’s Aide Gets Base Housing At CENTCOM Headquarters

Posted by The Stiletto at January 7, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief Tries Selling Stolen Car Back To Its Owner

Posted by The Stiletto at January 5, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Couric Jumps The Shark

Posted by The Stiletto at January 3, 2011 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He Read The News Today, Oh Boy

Posted by The Stiletto at December 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Embezzler Thought He Had Diplomatic Immunity

Posted by The Stiletto at December 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Vagina Monologue

Posted by The Stiletto at December 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Hired Homeless Hit-Men

Posted by The Stiletto at December 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Porno-Peeping Drunk Driver

Posted by The Stiletto at December 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Go, Diego, Go! (But Not In The HOV Lane)

Posted by The Stiletto at December 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Baggy Pants Prove Burglar’s Undoing

Posted by The Stiletto at December 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Forgets Where He Parked, Tells Cops His Car Was Jacked

Posted by The Stiletto at December 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Fat Shoplifters Foiled

Posted by The Stiletto at December 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: BHO Blooper Reel

Posted by The Stiletto at November 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Turkey Trauma

Posted by The Stiletto at November 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Judge Makes Jurors Pay For Playing PI

Posted by The Stiletto at November 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: No Subservient Chickens Here

Posted by The Stiletto at November 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burying Bad News

Posted by The Stiletto at November 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Close, But No Cigar

Posted by The Stiletto at November 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: An Hour Later, Robber Was Hungry Again

Posted by The Stiletto at November 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Threatts Assessment

Posted by The Stiletto at November 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Butterfingered Bank Robber

Posted by The Stiletto at November 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Tardy Business Traveler’s Bomb Threat

Posted by The Stiletto at November 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Next, They Came For The … Horses

Posted by The Stiletto at November 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Libs Are Born That Way

Posted by The Stiletto at October 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Rapist Calls Victim To Ask If She’s Mad At Him

Posted by The Stiletto at October 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Grifters Leave Trail To Their Front Door

Posted by The Stiletto at October 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Barefoot In The Park, The Office, At Church …

Posted by The Stiletto at October 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He’s Making A List, Checking It Twice

Posted by The Stiletto at October 18, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Would You Vote For A Rich Whitey?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE: Perp Chews Glass Crack Pipe

Posted by The Stiletto at October 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: House Calls Doesn’t Make A Ho A Doctor

Posted by The Stiletto at October 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Obama Administration Handling Of Gulf Oil Spill Not Too Slick: Report

Posted by The Stiletto at October 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Clothes Make The Man

Posted by The Stiletto at October 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Out Of Little Acorns …

Posted by The Stiletto at October 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Gun Is Not A Toy (And Vice Versa)

Posted by The Stiletto at October 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Rearranging The Deck Chairs

Posted by The Stiletto at September 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: White Goes With Everything – Even Tasers

Posted by The Stiletto at September 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Penny Wise, Impounded Car Foolish

Posted by The Stiletto at September 24, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Write-In Campaign Spells Trouble For Murkowski’s Team

Posted by The Stiletto at September 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Driven To Distraction

Posted by The Stiletto at September 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “Robbery” At Gun Shop Not What It Seemed

Posted by The Stiletto at September 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Glass Ceiling

Posted by The Stiletto at September 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bike Rider Charged With DWI After Hitting Police Car

Posted by The Stiletto at September 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Candy Is Dandy, But Porno Is Sicker

Posted by The Stiletto at September 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Homeless Man Calls 9-1-1 For A Hug And Hot Cocoa

Posted by The Stiletto at September 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Circuit Training

Posted by The Stiletto at September 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Put A Tiger In Your Trunk

Posted by The Stiletto at August 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Why Stand, When You Can … Never Mind

Posted by The Stiletto at August 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief Gets Unwanted Exposure

Posted by The Stiletto at August 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Keep Your Eyes On The Road, Your Hands Upon The Wheel

Posted by The Stiletto at August 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dropped Call

Posted by The Stiletto at August 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: You Owe Nothing, You Deadbeat!: Utility

Posted by The Stiletto at August 18, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Snake and Ladders

Posted by The Stiletto at August 16, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pocketful Of Sunshine

Posted by The Stiletto at August 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Environmental Agency’s Specious Endangered Alaskan Species

Posted by The Stiletto at August 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Borrowed Family

Posted by The Stiletto at August 9, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Why You Shouldn’t Trust The Media

Posted by The Stiletto at August 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Gang That Couldn’t Sue Straight

Posted by The Stiletto at August 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Blockheads Try To Sell Wooden “Laptops”

Posted by The Stiletto at August 2, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Court Buys Embezzler's “The Terrorists Made Me Do It” Defense

Posted by The Stiletto at July 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Schools Unwittingly Abet Identity Theft

Posted by The Stiletto at July 28, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Unhappy Hour

Posted by The Stiletto at July 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “Chute!,” Said The Burglar Who Got Stuck In The Chimney

Posted by The Stiletto at July 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man’s Friends Set His Fake Leg On Fire – And He Was Cool With That

Posted by The Stiletto at July 21, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Tased And Confused

Posted by The Stiletto at July 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bail Fail

Posted by The Stiletto at July 16, 2010 | Add Comment
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