The Stiletto: Category Archive for What a Heel

Who can be called heroes, if not our fallen troops?

“Disabled” postal worker who ran marathons convicted of worker’s comp fraud

Brooklyn man impersonates his dead mother to collect government benefits

Woman solicits donations for a double mastectomy and breast reconstruction, but uses the money on a boob job

Teen fakes cancer, scams donors out of $17K

NJ prosecutor charged with drug money laundering

Economist evades income taxes for nearly 25 years

Office IT guy becomes “IP” guy after hours

TSA agent assaults pilot who asks her to stop cursing in public

Celebrities egg on Zimmerman vigilantes

The Scalabrinian Sisters and the skanky strippers

Felonious plumber plunders public facilities

Man steals mushrooms from employer, opens rival business to sell them

Undercover cops catch dognappers

Tour of Jeffrey Dahmer’s old haunts promoted by Groupon

Mortuary worker accused of stealing dental gold from the dead

PETA kills pets

Marine’s mom helps herself to his savings during his deployment

Jurist’s groping defense: “I was too drunk to remember what happened”

Woman who sold fake Facebook stock is unliked and in jail

LA primary school teacher accused of feeding kids semen-laced cookies

FDA whistleblowers sue agency for reading their personal e-mails

Woman who falsely reported being kidnapped by two black men sentenced to jail

Banjaxed barrister to be banged up

NYC educator faked daughter’s death so she could take a longer vacay

Dem lawmaker blames brain tumor for shoplifting spree

Port Authority of NY-NJ unions, retirees sue over loss of ‘lifetime’ perk

Skeletal pundit Alan Colmes is just another liberal ghoul

Philly Traffic Court Judge Willie Singletary’s willy gets him into trouble

Man loses his cat because he couldn’t pay the Humane Society vet upfront

Man dies after eating brother’s “crack” cocaine

Calif. paralegal and teacher go on $50,000 NYC shopping spree

Mother comes back from the dead, after son asks for a day off to attend her funeral

NV DMV clerk sold driver’s licenses to illegals

Caregiver sells elderly father’s pain pills, kills him through neglect

Young man burned twice – by his mother’s boyfriend and by his mother, who stole money donated for his treatment

VT woman loots local American Legion post

Horrific Black Friday frenzy fells bargain hunters

Passenger steals money from flight attendant’s purse

Lawyer on the lam

The reason for the season isn’t maximize profit for retailers

Air Force mortuary dumped airmen’s remains in landfill

Defendant in the pen after stabbing attorneys with pencils

Facebook friend’s fiery temper

Little sweet dachshund given LSD

Domino’s managers torch a Papa John’s so they’d have less competition

Rapper reneges on $1M reward for lost laptop

Landlord robs dead tenant

Private eye used booze, beautiful women to set men up for DUI arrests

These hot dogs were served with guns, not buns

Clothier tries to profit from Steve Jobs’ death

Fake doc in Florida cops a feel with free breast exams

Cop asks business owner for protection money

Department of lethargy

WHAT A HEEL: DOJ Official’s Dalliance On Taxpayers’ Dime

WHAT A HEEL: Life Imitates “Survivor”

WHAT A HEEL: State Department Employee In Child Porn Sting

WHAT HEELS: Shark Attack Victim Deserved It: PETA Billboard

WHAT A HEEL: Law Prof Disbarred For Attempting To Seduce Minors Online

WHAT A HEEL: Attorney Claims Airbag Caused Amnesia

WHAT A HEEL: Woman Confuses “Hertz” With “Hearse”

WHAT HEELS: Couple Steals Kids’ Lunch Money

WHAT HEELS: Maxim Settles Medicaid Fraud Charges

WHAT HEELS: Government Procurement Runs On The Dishonor System

WHAT A HEEL: Remains Of The Day

WHAT A HEEL: Life Imitates "Breaking Bad"

WHAT A HEEL: Insult To Injury

WHAT HEELS: How Not To Cater A Wedding Reception

WHAT HEELS: Defining Deviancy Down

WHAT A HEEL: Shoplifting Costs Dying Woman Heart Transplant

WHAT A HEEL: Contract Attorney

WHAT A HEEL: One Man’s Crayfish Is Another Man’s Lobster

WHAT A HEEL: Public School Tech Director Downloaded Child Porn

WHAT A HEEL: Puff(er) Daddy

WHAT A HEEL: Killer Heel

WHAT A HEEL: DARE Officer’s DUI

WHAT HEELS: Freedom Isn’t (Lawsuit) Free

WHAT A HEEL: Judge Fixes Own Tix

WHAT A HEEL: ¿Yo Quiero My Baby?

WHAT A HEEL: Babysitter Paid With Booze

WHAT A HEEL: Hinky Historian

WHAT A HEEL: This Providence Was Not Provident

WHAT A HEEL: … Who Needs Enemies?

WHAT HEELS: Media Endangers Life Of Man Who May/May Not Be CIA Analyst Who Tracked Down Bin Laden

WHAT A HEEL: “GI” Was Grifter Impersonator

WHAT A HEEL: Lady Gaga: Big Monster?

WHAT A HEEL: Director Of Special Needs Agency Funded His Own Special Needs

WHAT HEELS: A Matter Of Degree

WHAT A HEEL: Sicko “Depends” On Paid Caregiver For Kicks

WHAT A HEEL: Judge Forbids Deadbeat Dad To Spend A Dime On Himself

WHAT HEELS: Bad Reception

WHAT HEELS: BoA Gets A Taste Of Its Own Medicine

WHAT A HEEL: Attorney Keys Cars To Punish Drivers Straddling Parking Line

WHAT A HEEL: DUI Driver Switches Seats With Passenger

WHAT A HEEL: Anger Management

WHAT A HEEL: Caffeinated Creep

WHAT A HEEL: Green-Eyed Monster

WHAT A HEEL: Woman Opens Sympathy Card To Find Out She Died Of Breast Cancer

WHAT A HEEL: Thieving Therapist Defrauds Medicare

WHAT A HEEL: Felonious DA Diverts Asset Forfeiture Funds