The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Booby Trap Traps Boob

Posted by The Stiletto at March 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Why Robin Hood Robs From The Rich

Posted by The Stiletto at March 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Stop Thinking About Purple Elephants

Posted by The Stiletto at March 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pubic Menace

Posted by The Stiletto at March 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Zoo Director Goes Ape Over Giraffe Satire

Posted by The Stiletto at March 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Snatch”

Posted by The Stiletto at March 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Chain Saws Are For Wimps

Posted by The Stiletto at March 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “One-Night Stand” With Jerry Springer Leads To Three-Night Stint In Jail

Posted by The Stiletto at March 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Puppet Cleavage Smutty: Colorado Springs Prude

Posted by The Stiletto at February 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: AATK

Posted by The Stiletto at February 24, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Thief Next Door

Posted by The Stiletto at February 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Love Drunk

Posted by The Stiletto at February 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: TSA Screener Makes Disabled Boy Take Leg Braces Off

Posted by The Stiletto at February 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Takes Ambulance For Joy Ride

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Lube Job

Posted by The Stiletto at February 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama Creating Green Jobs That Americans Won’t Do

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Daschle(ing) Through The Snow

Posted by The Stiletto at February 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Passenger Sky- High Before Plane Got Off The Ground

Posted by The Stiletto at February 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: MA Town Rolls Out Welcome Mat For Gitmo Detainee, Then Rolls It Up Again

Posted by The Stiletto at February 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: It’s Groundhog Day, All Over Again

Posted by The Stiletto at February 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Felon Fingered For Terrorist Train Threat

Posted by The Stiletto at January 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Moonlighting Eclipses Legal Career

Posted by The Stiletto at January 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Physical Reality Imitates Virtual Reality

Posted by The Stiletto at January 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man! I Feel Like A Woman!: NY Bar Association

Posted by The Stiletto at January 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Obama Administration Christmas Bomber Missteps Worse Than You Think

Posted by The Stiletto at January 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Social Security Administration’s Use Of E-Verify For New Hires Is Slipshod

Posted by The Stiletto at January 18, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: TSA Truthiness

Posted by The Stiletto at January 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Poacher Calls Cops For Confiscated Pot Plants

Posted by The Stiletto at January 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: U.S. Citizen Tries To Get Deported To Beat Felony Rap

Posted by The Stiletto at January 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Judge Rips BofA For Hypocritical Defense Strategy

Posted by The Stiletto at January 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Instead Of Filling Tank, Driver At Gas Pump Cooked Crank

Posted by The Stiletto at January 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Court Pans Smoking Actors

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: 9-1-1 Is Not A Taxi Service

Posted by The Stiletto at December 30, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Two Skunks Steal Lizard

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pork Barrel Rolls To Wrong Recipient

Posted by The Stiletto at December 23, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Teacher Takes Students To Hooters

Posted by The Stiletto at December 21, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Definition of Chutzpah: Part VIII

Posted by The Stiletto at December 18, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: School Wanted Kids To “Understand” The Taliban

Posted by The Stiletto at December 16, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: How A Math Geek Parallel Parks

Posted by The Stiletto at December 14, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Who Needs Fingerprints When You’ve Got Footprints?: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at December 11, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Harry Reid Forgets He Belongs To The Party Of Jim Crow

Posted by The Stiletto at December 9, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Photo Rats Out Philly Robber

Posted by The Stiletto at December 7, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Coke The Chicken

Posted by The Stiletto at December 4, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Gets Into Trouble For Not Lying To His Wife

Posted by The Stiletto at December 2, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Despite A Bang-Up Defense, Attorney’s Client Still Convicted

Posted by The Stiletto at November 30, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bush’s Guts V. Obama’s Glib

Posted by The Stiletto at November 26, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Double-Dipping “Disabled” Designer

Posted by The Stiletto at November 23, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Great White Ninja

Posted by The Stiletto at November 20, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He’s Crazy For Taking The Bus

Posted by The Stiletto at November 18, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Runway Rage

Posted by The Stiletto at November 16, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Felony Food Fight

Posted by The Stiletto at November 13, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: His Barf Was Bigger Than His Bite

Posted by The Stiletto at November 11, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Confidential Docs Rain On Yankee Parade

Posted by The Stiletto at November 9, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Irony Curtain

Posted by The Stiletto at November 6, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Faster Internet For Islamofascists

Posted by The Stiletto at November 4, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Smoking Muzzleloader

Posted by The Stiletto at November 2, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Cop Freaks Out At Haunted House

Posted by The Stiletto at October 28, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Victoria’s Secret “Violates” Sharia?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 26, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Media Get Punked (Yet Again)

Posted by The Stiletto at October 23, 2009 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Federal Agencies Investigating Health Effects Of Second Amendment

Posted by The Stiletto at October 21, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Head Case

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Too Much Information

Posted by The Stiletto at October 16, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: First Grader Almost Went To Reform School For Spork Possession

Posted by The Stiletto at October 14, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Ambulance Chasing

Posted by The Stiletto at October 12, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Birds Of A Feather

Posted by The Stiletto at October 9, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: That (Star)Ship Has Sailed

Posted by The Stiletto at October 7, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: FBI Has Few Arabic-Speaking Agents Who Can Handle Intelligence Gathering, Analysis: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at October 5, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Nobel Laureate In Economics Can't Count

Posted by The Stiletto at October 2, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Monument To Capitalism Becomes A Tribute To Communism

Posted by The Stiletto at September 30, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Extradite Polanski To Poland

Posted by The Stiletto at September 28, 2009 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Antisocial Networking

Posted by The Stiletto at September 25, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Mad (Wo)Men

Posted by The Stiletto at September 23, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Criminally Stupid Idea Facilitates Escape Of Criminally Insane Man

Posted by The Stiletto at September 21, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Mayor

Posted by The Stiletto at September 18, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Littlest Locavores

Posted by The Stiletto at September 16, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Get It First – But Get It Right

Posted by The Stiletto at September 14, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He Stole Her Wallet, But Not Her Heart

Posted by The Stiletto at September 11, 2009 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: You Snooze, You Lose

Posted by The Stiletto at September 9, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robber Fingered By His Own Wallet

Posted by The Stiletto at September 4, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Smile! You’re On Cannabis Camera

Posted by The Stiletto at September 2, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Stimulus Sting

Posted by The Stiletto at August 31, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: As Long As He Had A Good Reason ...

Posted by The Stiletto at August 28, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Political Correctness Run Amuck

Posted by The Stiletto at August 26, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: MD Pol Knows Where To Find A Cop When He Needs One

Posted by The Stiletto at August 24, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A-Tisket, A-Tasket. Who’s That In The Casket?

Posted by The Stiletto at August 21, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robber Gives Teller ID With His Name, Photo

Posted by The Stiletto at August 19, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Prince Of A Fellow

Posted by The Stiletto at August 17, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Impaired Judgment

Posted by The Stiletto at August 14, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama Puts The Stamp Of Approval On Government Healthcare “Reform”

Posted by The Stiletto at August 12, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bad Kitty

Posted by The Stiletto at August 10, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: No Mow Beer Runs For Him!

Posted by The Stiletto at August 7, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Golden Shower

Posted by The Stiletto at August 5, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Police Blotter

Posted by The Stiletto at August 3, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Running Into Trouble

Posted by The Stiletto at July 31, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Can You Hear Me Now?

Posted by The Stiletto at July 29, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: FL Governor Lauds Anti-Semitic Nazi Propaganda Film

Posted by The Stiletto at July 27, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Nude Does Not Equal Lewd

Posted by The Stiletto at July 24, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Dear Sir/Madman …

Posted by The Stiletto at July 22, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hungry For Love And It’s Feeding Time

Posted by The Stiletto at July 20, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Choo Choo Ch'Brainless

Posted by The Stiletto at July 17, 2009 | Add Comment
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