The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief Couldn’t Sweet Talk His Way Out Of Trouble

Posted by The Stiletto at May 9, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Would You Trust This Woman With Your Second Amendment Rights?

Posted by The Stiletto at May 7, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: They Would Know His Name, If They Saw Him In Heaven (Or, Life Imitates South Park )

Posted by The Stiletto at May 5, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Since When Is Malware “Intellectual Property”?

Posted by The Stiletto at May 2, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates Kurt Vonnegut

Posted by The Stiletto at April 30, 2008 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Gun Control: You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time

Posted by The Stiletto at April 28, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief Makes Withdrawal From Sperm Bank

Posted by The Stiletto at April 25, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He Should Have Worn His Other Pants

Posted by The Stiletto at April 23, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Crack Meth Dealer

Posted by The Stiletto at April 21, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Really Fried Chicken

Posted by The Stiletto at April 18, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right

Posted by The Stiletto at April 16, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Like Taking Candy With A Baby

Posted by The Stiletto at April 14, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Bride Was Stunning, The Groom Was Stun Gunned

Posted by The Stiletto at April 11, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Chavez: T&A Appropriate For Kids, But Not Cartoon

Posted by The Stiletto at April 9, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Loaded Gun Could Become Smoking Gun

Posted by The Stiletto at April 7, 2008 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Who’s Gonna Steal The Show, You Know Baby It’s The Guitar Man

Posted by The Stiletto at April 4, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Checks And Balances

Posted by The Stiletto at April 2, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Trashed - In More Ways Than One

Posted by The Stiletto at March 31, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Posted by The Stiletto at March 28, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Hotfooting Thieves Were Wearing Taxi Shoes

Posted by The Stiletto at March 26, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief’s Crime Registers

Posted by The Stiletto at March 19, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Ham Handed

Posted by The Stiletto at March 17, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Who Needs Fingerprints When You’ve Got Footprints?

Posted by The Stiletto at March 14, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: What Kind Of Students Is This Magnet Attracting?

Posted by The Stiletto at March 12, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Read

Posted by The Stiletto at March 10, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Foul Shot

Posted by The Stiletto at March 7, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thrashing It

Posted by The Stiletto at March 5, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: That Jacket Sure Looks Familiar …

Posted by The Stiletto at March 3, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Worst Album I Never Heard

Posted by The Stiletto at February 29, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Secret Agent Man

Posted by The Stiletto at February 27, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: DUI Educator Arrested For DUI

Posted by The Stiletto at February 25, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Did He Handcuff Himself, Too?

Posted by The Stiletto at February 22, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Rules Is Rules

Posted by The Stiletto at February 20, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Boxers Or Briefs?

Posted by The Stiletto at February 18, 2008 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Venal Equinox

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Copper Thief Shocked, Shocked!

Posted by The Stiletto at February 13, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Great Minds Think Alike

Posted by The Stiletto at February 11, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Paris Studies Method Acting

Posted by The Stiletto at February 8, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Solution To A Problem That Should Not Exist

Posted by The Stiletto at February 6, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Springtime For Hitler At Carnival In Rio

Posted by The Stiletto at February 4, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Nothing Makes A Liquor Run Like A Deere

Posted by The Stiletto at February 1, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Live Wire, Dead Wife

Posted by The Stiletto at January 30, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: When Sticking Your Tongue Out Is A Bad Idea

Posted by The Stiletto at January 28, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: PetSmart?

Posted by The Stiletto at January 25, 2008 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Candidate Goes On The “Photoshop Diet”

Posted by The Stiletto at January 23, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Gonad Gonzo

Posted by The Stiletto at January 21, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Rat Is Not A Pig Is Not A Dog Is Not A Boy - And Neither Is A Chimp

Posted by The Stiletto at January 18, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bank Robber Wasn't Even Plastered

Posted by The Stiletto at January 16, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Doo Not Drink And Drive

Posted by The Stiletto at January 14, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: MSM, Pundits Got NH Wrong

Posted by The Stiletto at January 11, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Posted by The Stiletto at January 9, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Devil Is In The Details

Posted by The Stiletto at January 7, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: There’s Only One Sharpie® In This Story

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2008 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Push Came To Shove

Posted by The Stiletto at January 2, 2008 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: This Is Why A Woman Can’t Be More Like A Man

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Mother Of The Year: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at December 26, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Mother Of The Year

Posted by The Stiletto at December 21, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: DNA On Meth Pipe Leads Cops To Cross-Dressing Burglar

Posted by The Stiletto at December 19, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Who Says The Wheels Of Justice Are Slow?

Posted by The Stiletto at December 17, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Maureen Dowd’s Extended Childhood

Posted by The Stiletto at December 14, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Maybe He Just Wanted To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Posted by The Stiletto at December 12, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Smile! You’re On Cellphone Camera.

Posted by The Stiletto at December 10, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Law & Order: FDA Unit*

Posted by The Stiletto at December 7, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Toking On Toad

Posted by The Stiletto at December 5, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Real Cop, Fake Cop

Posted by The Stiletto at December 3, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Got Change Of A Million?

Posted by The Stiletto at November 30, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Ho Is Not Always A Hooker

Posted by The Stiletto at November 28, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Repo Man Takes Debtor’s First-Born – And Second-Born, Too!

Posted by The Stiletto at November 26, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglar Gets The Shaft

Posted by The Stiletto at November 21, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Stapler Used In Stick-Up

Posted by The Stiletto at November 19, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: I Tased Me, Bro!

Posted by The Stiletto at November 16, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Nut Tries To Loosen A Lug

Posted by The Stiletto at November 14, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Clinton Campaign Takes A Page From FEMA’s Playbook

Posted by The Stiletto at November 12, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Heads, Judge Tossed; Tails, Judge Pitched

Posted by The Stiletto at November 9, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “I Helped My Client By Not Arguing His Case In Court”: Defense Attorney

Posted by The Stiletto at November 7, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dentist Might Not Be Trusty, After All

Posted by The Stiletto at November 5, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Posted by The Stiletto at November 2, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: I Want To Ride My Bicycle

Posted by The Stiletto at October 31, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglars Made Tracks - Literally

Posted by The Stiletto at October 29, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Forever Paris?

Posted by The Stiletto at October 26, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Truth Is Out There: Part III

Posted by The Stiletto at October 24, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: URDUMX2 License Plate

Posted by The Stiletto at October 22, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Texter Not Trainspotting

Posted by The Stiletto at October 19, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Convenience Store Robber Conveniently Leaves Pay Stub Behind

Posted by The Stiletto at October 17, 2007 | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Child Brides

Posted by The Stiletto at October 15, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Gold-Digger Gets Comeuppance

Posted by The Stiletto at October 12, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Caveat Emptor

Posted by The Stiletto at October 10, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Craig, Constituents Clash

Posted by The Stiletto at October 8, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Cigarettes And Whisky And Stupid, Stupid Burglars

Posted by The Stiletto at October 5, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Rotten Egg Mails Judge Hard Boiled Egg, But The Yolk’s On Him

Posted by The Stiletto at October 3, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Stuck In CT Scanner

Posted by The Stiletto at October 1, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Park No Lark In Dark

Posted by The Stiletto at September 28, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Educational TV

Posted by The Stiletto at September 26, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hillary: I Have Not Had Sex With That (Or Any Other) Woman

Posted by The Stiletto at September 24, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If Only He Had Been Sharper Than A Serpent’s Tooth

Posted by The Stiletto at September 21, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Just Shut Up, And Thank All The Little People

Posted by The Stiletto at September 19, 2007 | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dodgy Driver

Posted by The Stiletto at September 17, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Metrics, Schmetrics

Posted by The Stiletto at September 14, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Craigslist Is Not A Fence

Posted by The Stiletto at September 12, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglar Gets Away With Nothing … Literally

Posted by The Stiletto at September 10, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: From Model Home To The Big House

Posted by The Stiletto at September 7, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Passenger Hits Driver Upside Head; Driver Flips Car Upside Down

Posted by The Stiletto at September 5, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Suspect Arrested In The Last Place Police Expected To Find Him

Posted by The Stiletto at August 31, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Never Stiff A Stripper

Posted by The Stiletto at August 29, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Candid Camera

Posted by The Stiletto at August 27, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Reading Is Fundamental

Posted by The Stiletto at August 24, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Schlep Heads

Posted by The Stiletto at August 22, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Career Criminal

Posted by The Stiletto at August 20, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dutch Dhimmitude

Posted by The Stiletto at August 17, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Driven To Bank Robbery

Posted by The Stiletto at August 15, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Guns Don’t Kill People; Illegal Immigrants With Guns Kill People

Posted by The Stiletto at August 13, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Garbage In, Garbage Out: Part II

Posted by The Stiletto at August 10, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Let’s Go To The Video Tape

Posted by The Stiletto at August 8, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Tattletale T-Shirt

Posted by The Stiletto at August 6, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Hello, 911 … Am I Catching You At A Bad Time?

Posted by The Stiletto at August 3, 2007 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Courtney Love: Still Crazy After All These Years

Posted by The Stiletto at August 1, 2007 | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: FCC Assigns Obscene Call Letters To TV Stations

Posted by The Stiletto at July 30, 2007 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Reverend Didn’t Practice What He Preached

Posted by The Stiletto at July 27, 2007 | Add Comment