The Stiletto: Category Archive for Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Circuit Training

Posted by The Stiletto at September 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Put A Tiger In Your Trunk

Posted by The Stiletto at August 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Why Stand, When You Can … Never Mind

Posted by The Stiletto at August 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Thief Gets Unwanted Exposure

Posted by The Stiletto at August 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Keep Your Eyes On The Road, Your Hands Upon The Wheel

Posted by The Stiletto at August 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Dropped Call

Posted by The Stiletto at August 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: You Owe Nothing, You Deadbeat!: Utility

Posted by The Stiletto at August 18, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Snake and Ladders

Posted by The Stiletto at August 16, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pocketful Of Sunshine

Posted by The Stiletto at August 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Environmental Agency’s Specious Endangered Alaskan Species

Posted by The Stiletto at August 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Borrowed Family

Posted by The Stiletto at August 9, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Why You Shouldn’t Trust The Media

Posted by The Stiletto at August 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Gang That Couldn’t Sue Straight

Posted by The Stiletto at August 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Blockheads Try To Sell Wooden “Laptops”

Posted by The Stiletto at August 2, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Court Buys Embezzler's “The Terrorists Made Me Do It” Defense

Posted by The Stiletto at July 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Schools Unwittingly Abet Identity Theft

Posted by The Stiletto at July 28, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Unhappy Hour

Posted by The Stiletto at July 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “Chute!,” Said The Burglar Who Got Stuck In The Chimney

Posted by The Stiletto at July 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man’s Friends Set His Fake Leg On Fire – And He Was Cool With That

Posted by The Stiletto at July 21, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Tased And Confused

Posted by The Stiletto at July 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bail Fail

Posted by The Stiletto at July 16, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: NE Supreme Court Tosses Softball-Obsessed Judge For Interference

Posted by The Stiletto at July 14, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Bustin’ Loose,” Only The Kid Was Dumb, Not Blind

Posted by The Stiletto at July 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Miami Posterized The Competition For LeBron James

Posted by The Stiletto at July 9, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: One Thing Leads To Another

Posted by The Stiletto at July 7, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: AIG Honcho Cassano Clueless About His Cluelessness

Posted by The Stiletto at July 2, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Burglar Caught Napping

Posted by The Stiletto at June 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Bedridden Octogenarian Granny Tased By Cops “Fearful For Their Safety”

Posted by The Stiletto at June 28, 2010 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Drug Dog Sniffs Out Mutt

Posted by The Stiletto at June 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Parents Texted About Phony Teen Abduction

Posted by The Stiletto at June 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Mythical Product Prompts Real Lawyer Letter

Posted by The Stiletto at June 21, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Toy (Soldier) Story

Posted by The Stiletto at June 18, 2010 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street?

Posted by The Stiletto at June 16, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: FML=MLF

Posted by The Stiletto at June 14, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: CT Man Didn’t Need A GPS – He Already Knows How To Get To Jail

Posted by The Stiletto at June 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Senior Mement(o)

Posted by The Stiletto at June 9, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: A Bird In The Pants Is Worth Two In The Bush

Posted by The Stiletto at June 7, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: He Got The Time, But Not The Beer

Posted by The Stiletto at June 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Obama Administration's National Security Strategy Gets A Duh-Minus

Posted by The Stiletto at June 2, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Other Than That, They Were Twins: Cops

Posted by The Stiletto at May 28, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Docs Ignored Diagnostic Imaging

Posted by The Stiletto at May 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: British Medicine’s Incompetence Kills Impaled Bum Mum

Posted by The Stiletto at May 24, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: See That Girl, Watch That Scene ...

Posted by The Stiletto at May 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Crooks Wantonly Bludgeon Clerk With Beer

Posted by The Stiletto at May 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Woman Pretends She Was Kidnapped To Avoid Graduation Party

Posted by The Stiletto at May 14, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: First His Feet Failed Him, Then His Brain

Posted by The Stiletto at May 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Candy Isn’t Dandy At This School

Posted by The Stiletto at May 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Secondhand Toke

Posted by The Stiletto at May 7, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: One For The Road

Posted by The Stiletto at May 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: You Better Not Budge, ‘Cause Here Come The Judge

Posted by The Stiletto at May 3, 2010 | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If I Die Sudden

Posted by The Stiletto at April 30, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Clubgoer Collared For Calling Cops, Not Cab

Posted by The Stiletto at April 28, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Stool Pigeon

Posted by The Stiletto at April 23, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Dismal Reporting On Derivatives

Posted by The Stiletto at April 21, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: The Department Of Redundancy Department

Posted by The Stiletto at April 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Bill Clinton: “Words Matter” (Unless They're Verbs)

Posted by The Stiletto at April 16, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: What Goes Around ...

Posted by The Stiletto at April 14, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: If Barney Fife Had A Taser …

Posted by The Stiletto at April 9, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Brickbats As Citi Field Strikes Out On Mets History

Posted by The Stiletto at April 7, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Crappy Subway Surveillance Cameras

Posted by The Stiletto at March 31, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Woman Calls Police To Complain She Was Arrested

Posted by The Stiletto at March 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Homeless Shelters Pricier Than Permanent Housing

Posted by The Stiletto at March 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Lie Down With Dogs …

Posted by The Stiletto at March 24, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: A Night Of Passion, 10 Years In Prison

Posted by The Stiletto at March 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Good Thing Carnac The Magnificent Never Made A Pilgrimage To Saudi Arabia

Posted by The Stiletto at March 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Booby Trap Traps Boob

Posted by The Stiletto at March 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Why Robin Hood Robs From The Rich

Posted by The Stiletto at March 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Stop Thinking About Purple Elephants

Posted by The Stiletto at March 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pubic Menace

Posted by The Stiletto at March 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Zoo Director Goes Ape Over Giraffe Satire

Posted by The Stiletto at March 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Life Imitates “Snatch”

Posted by The Stiletto at March 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Chain Saws Are For Wimps

Posted by The Stiletto at March 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: “One-Night Stand” With Jerry Springer Leads To Three-Night Stint In Jail

Posted by The Stiletto at March 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Puppet Cleavage Smutty: Colorado Springs Prude

Posted by The Stiletto at February 26, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: AATK

Posted by The Stiletto at February 24, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: The Thief Next Door

Posted by The Stiletto at February 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Love Drunk

Posted by The Stiletto at February 19, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: TSA Screener Makes Disabled Boy Take Leg Braces Off

Posted by The Stiletto at February 17, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Man Takes Ambulance For Joy Ride

Posted by The Stiletto at February 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Lube Job

Posted by The Stiletto at February 12, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Obama Creating Green Jobs That Americans Won’t Do

Posted by The Stiletto at February 10, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Daschle(ing) Through The Snow

Posted by The Stiletto at February 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Passenger Sky- High Before Plane Got Off The Ground

Posted by The Stiletto at February 5, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: MA Town Rolls Out Welcome Mat For Gitmo Detainee, Then Rolls It Up Again

Posted by The Stiletto at February 3, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: It’s Groundhog Day, All Over Again

Posted by The Stiletto at February 1, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Felon Fingered For Terrorist Train Threat

Posted by The Stiletto at January 29, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Moonlighting Eclipses Legal Career

Posted by The Stiletto at January 27, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Physical Reality Imitates Virtual Reality

Posted by The Stiletto at January 25, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Man! I Feel Like A Woman!: NY Bar Association

Posted by The Stiletto at January 22, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Obama Administration Christmas Bomber Missteps Worse Than You Think

Posted by The Stiletto at January 20, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Social Security Administration’s Use Of E-Verify For New Hires Is Slipshod

Posted by The Stiletto at January 18, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: TSA Truthiness

Posted by The Stiletto at January 15, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Poacher Calls Cops For Confiscated Pot Plants

Posted by The Stiletto at January 13, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: U.S. Citizen Tries To Get Deported To Beat Felony Rap

Posted by The Stiletto at January 11, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Judge Rips BofA For Hypocritical Defense Strategy

Posted by The Stiletto at January 8, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Instead Of Filling Tank, Driver At Gas Pump Cooked Crank

Posted by The Stiletto at January 6, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Court Pans Smoking Actors

Posted by The Stiletto at January 4, 2010 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: 9-1-1 Is Not A Taxi Service

Posted by The Stiletto at December 30, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIVES IN THE DRAWER: Two Skunks Steal Lizard

Posted by The Stiletto at December 28, 2009 | Add Comment

NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER: Pork Barrel Rolls To Wrong Recipient

Posted by The Stiletto at December 23, 2009 | Add Comment
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